Showing posts with label a stupid trend. Show all posts
Showing posts with label a stupid trend. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Facebook does it *AGAIN*

Okay, in my rational mind, the one over-educated in the school of 1-3rd wave feminisms, pop culture, and marketing, I know that Facebook doesn't really know how much I weigh, and how much weight I gained since moving to Cambridge, where I subsist off pub food and carb-y beer. But it's really, really, really hard not to believe that their ad-targeting is configured by spying on me as I lay on my back trying to zip up my old size 6 okay size 7 jeans.

I mean, everyone whose FB profile says "female" gets these ads, right? It's not just me, right?






Wednesday, July 2, 2008

You can get with this, or you can get with that

The "Make John McCain Exciting" Challenge vs. Oliver Laric's "Touch My Body" Challenge.

Don't make me choose! Who's going to mash them up together?!

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Overdue reflections on ROFLcon

ROFLcon. You had to have been living in a nuclear bunker if you hadn't heard of it: essentially, a conference spanning several days where the internet elite met at the Harvard Berkman Center to discuss the theoretic significance of "internet culture". The event was ostensibly "the internet made flesh", and included many microcelebrities such as Tron Guy, Tai Zonday, etc., and also included new media hard-hitters like Alice Marwick (whose analysis grounded the discussion, lending it academic credence).

Marwick theorizes that the internet democratizes the star system in that anyone with DSL can garner fame, even corporate recognition, if their product is viral enough, if it catches the internet's attention, if it gets enough hits (and we have counters for that). She recalled Andy Samberg's "Lazy Sunday" video as the vehicle that rocketed him to fame on SNL. Henry Jenkins cited Soulja Boy's chance to parlay his amateur music video into an undeniable You Tube hit and then a legitimate record deal. (And we all remember the Arctic Monkeys, Tila Tequilla, and the rest of the MySpace hit factory.) What Marwick touches on, that Jenkins ignores, is that, because these systems of distributions are owned by large media conglomerates (Viacom, Fox, Google...), the owners of these systems see considerable "profit". That there is profit to be had is another ball of wax altogether (we still don't know how too effectively monetize YouTube and MySpace...). But what remains is the distinct possibility that as [potentially] money-making media outlets, these channels of distribution are subject to the same mores, codes, and hierarchies of traditional media outlets. To put it another way, these new media channels are but an extension of existing and heavily entrenched media outlets: as Marwick states, "these [microcelebrities] who bubble up to the top fit an existing image" (and then her slideshow clicks to the infamous "You're a Fag!" image). She follows up with the question: Is new media culture actually upholding the status quo?

I break here. Marwick implores the ROFLcon audience to think about the discourses that are upheld and those that are silenced on the internet, and challenges them to be activists in furthering discourses that diverge from the predominating culture. This is a fair challenge to put the audience to, especially from their standpoint. However, I find a fundamental flaw in her reasoning, and in that of ROFLcon altogether. Her address claims that "internet culture" ignores certain voices; only earnestly supporting certain discourses. "Internet culture" glosses over multiplicities of racial identity and sexual preference (and insists it's video girls be blonde & big-breasted). However, she fails to account for the one intrinsic structural quality of the internet that makes it a plane of almost boundless expanse: it's (relatively and conceivably) unlimited bandwith.

In saying “internet culture ignores discourse X in favor of Y” is wrong. “X” is out there, somewhere, just not on her, or any of the event's participants, browser. Furthermore, this indictment only belies a firm and inescapable belief that "internet culture" has effectively PROCLAIMED the net for its own. The internet is not at fault here, what is at fault is a sense of entitlement that allows people like the ROTFLcon-ers the ability, the inalienable right, to claim media (all media) for its own, and in its own image. This proclamation, however cautionary (because I truly believe that Marwick "gets it"), is circular: spurring the audience on to activism on behalf of some Other establishes the very existence of an Other to "internet culture".

By illustrating the link between participatory culture and larger media industries, Marwick has effectively asserted that "internet culture" is part of a capitalist factory of production. Just as money is a stand-in for [something] in a captalist society, hits, page views, "Whuffies", have been introduced to "internet culture" as a yardstick by which one can quantify one's worth in comparison to others. This "internet culture" is a new incarnation of capitalist society. One cannot help but to harken back to Theodore Adorno's "Culture of Industry," which elucidates the impossibility of a cultural product to break free of a society-sanctioned nexus of signification, and thusly all attempt at subverting its paradigm falls short as merely parody. As Adorno writes:

"Whenever Orson Welles offends against the tricks of the trade, he is forgiven because his departures from the norm are regarded as calculated mutations which serve all the more strongly to confirm the validity of the system."

Thursday, February 14, 2008

The Phoenix stole Noah's picture!

I picked up a copy of the latest Boston Phoenix on my way to work this morning, and found this article about Dorkbot Boston, the multimedia art collective Noah and I belong to (whose tagline is "people doing strange things with electricity"). Looks like they were writing-up the Halloween show to promote the Presidents Day show DB has planned for the 19th. While it was good to see DB finally getting some press, it was *bad* to see that they had used a pilfered picture of Noah's Flora Mortis to advertise it.

Bad for two reasons.

First off, the article itself mentioned nothing of Noah's project, not even in the list-three-examples-of-dorkbot-projects-in-order-to-give-the-reader-a-feel-of-
what-it's -all-about line. Which is kind of a slap in the face, I think. I find it hard to believe that the author couldn't come up with a succinct caption that would explain the piece pictured, and as far as the printed version of the article goes, there was plenty of room to have done so.

Secondly: what? No credit to Noah? As an artist first-and-foremost, but, I mean, failing that, they could have at least been decent enough to credit the photographer (in this case, also the artist). I think she was just being lazy. I mean, the photo that was lifted from his flickr account wasn't even taken at the Dorkbot show-- it's actually a photo of his submission mounted in his bedroom as he was working on it. The journalist didn't even have to be at the event: the contextual discrepancy (a picture taken in someone's own bedroom as opposed to at the actual event) is only one manifestation of a growing trend.

So essentially, it's okay for journalists to outsource, or rather crowdsource, key aspects of their jobs to the population at large. And for the most part, I'm all for it. But just because his photos are part of the Make pool doesn't make them fair game. This was definitely an example of the typically good-natured 2.0/copyfighting/Creative Commons community being taken advantage of by the media we loyally support. Better luck next time.

Friday, February 1, 2008

microHoo

Well, this is actually the most exciting news in awhile. Microsoft has (once again) made Yahoo a $45B offer to allow Microsoft to swallow them whole. Makes me wonder what will (would) happen to Flickr and Del.icio.us... Will MS push too hard to monetize these communities? And end up destroying them? But what's most exciting here, is the prospect of a merging-of-the-names (YahSoft? MicroHoo?) How about a Jon Squire-esque anagram of names* to usher in the rebirth? The Internet Anagram Server has served up a few good ones:


  • Airy Foot Smooch

  • root/fiasco/oh my!

  • it's coma for yo ho

  • Oh, I moo coy farts



...and although it's not using all the letters, I think the best name for this monster is MacroFist.

*John Squire was the former guitarist of the band The Stone Roses, and upon the bands tumultuous break-up, started another band, The Seahorses, rumored to be an anagram of "He Hates Roses"

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Drunkorexia?

Defined as "the practice of replacing meals with booze" (thx Buzzfeed).

This is funny only because they don't acknowledge the one inevitable pitfall: when you drink a lot and don't eat, you ultimately get to the point where you'll eat ANYTHING the pub is selling (like 2 orders of buffalo wings) or stumble out to get burger king afterwards, harking down a whopper in the cab on the way home, getting ketchup all over yourself. It's not pretty.